What is it called when you insert your penis so far into a lady’s vagina that it hits her cervical wall and causes her momentary discomfort? Is that a name for that action? I don’t know because I have never, and will never, be in that situation because my penis is much too small and my personality is much too grating for anybody to think about giving me that opportunity, but I like knowing about things even if I’ll never experience them. I think most people do. That’s why there are history books and books about the tops of really tall trees.
Remember when my yoga instructor fell in love (like) with me and kept touching my butt and then wrote me a poem?
Sometimes my life feels like an awkward indie movie.
in a loud
You should date a boy with money. Date a boy who doesn’t have a shrimp dick. Date a boy who spends his money on diamond jewelry instead of video games. Ask for a tiara on your second date. Date a boy with a car. Date a boy who had a personal butler when he was born. Date a boy with shitty grades and good looks. Date a boy you can easily manipulate. Date a boy who shops in Paris and dines in Hong Kong. Spend every weekend in a new city. Date a boy with a gold jacuzzi in his villa. Date a boy who has excellent health insurance. Date a boy who can cater to your every whim. Date a boy with money.
kekkes said: i think it is a joke but still in really awful taste likke what kind of sick freak would write/think that
I know, right?? Ugh, I really hope it is a joke.